The wonders of self employment

I just love this whole "self employed" thing, I get up when I want, go to bed when I want, work when I want... best bit is, all the money I get in is MINE and not some asshole who demands 99% of it and then never pays out your commission or anything.

So anyway, couple of days ago I decided it's time to build myself a little project for the sheep, obviously it took a little bit longer than expected, but hey, who gives a damn?! ITS MY TIME! Nobody giving m crap about taking a little bit too long on a project, nobody phoning me and asking how far I am with their crap or anything! Gotta love it.

So here's my message to all you useless people out there, if you have a choice, GET FIRED!

Stick to your promises

Ok, here's a question, is a guys word still a contract? In the old days his word was his honour and I still try to stick to it, but why promise one thing and then a week later you change it? Why promise anything from the start? Next question, if the guy changes his story every week or so, is he bullshitting us?

I'm starting to get the feeling the only way to fix this problem is with a baseball bat and a dark alley.

Why?

So anyway, ever wondered why clients phone you like every 5 minutes to ask if you're done with their crap yet? I mean, sure, go ahead! phone me every couple of minutes, it actually does increase the speed with what I attend to your problems.... twat.

But anyway, I'll use this space to vent, so if you don't like it, feel free to deposit US$5 into my account and sod off.